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*having sex*
partner: how does that feel?
me [checking my mood ring]: uh… normal/cool

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Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph

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bisun:

bisun:
bisun:
He’s ur friend righ t ?!? !
Hamtaro:)
Hesyour friend

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captainjonnitkessler:

The real mystery of Stardew Valley is WHO is harassing Linus? He’s got all this dialogue about how people trash his tent and throw rocks at him … SOMEONE in this valley needs their ass kicked and I am ready and able

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Asked by Anonymous:

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

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evilscientist3:

feralratbitesu:
i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

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himbofisher:

you think that’s cock you’re sucking right now?

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eelizabit:

LMAO

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garbagegold:

This is very high on my list of favorite Onion articles.

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kushblazer666:

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